@bug_deal: Star Wars Episode 7? What’s next, Star Wars Episode 8???
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@iRowlf: Sorry I look depressed. It's just that when I heard the sound of your high heels on the hardwood floor, I thought a pony was in the house.
@tastefactory: INTERVIEWER: What are your strengths? APPLICANT: I'm a detail-oriented team player [nothing wacky happens because this is a job interview]
@FlipPrincesss: Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies? I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
@trevso_electric: I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed.