@mattZillaaaa: Starbucks needs a separate line for people who say "um"
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@vladchoc: The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.
@cameronrbrown: Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird.