@Stella1070: Started the mower for the 1st time this year.36 pulls & then I passed out.When I came to, yard had crop circles & the beagle had a mohawk.
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@Midgetgems26: When I die I want a memorial bench with a plaque that simply says 'WET PAINT' because I don't want people sitting on my bench.
@Ditchful: adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane
@caperbc75: Do you think the guy responsible for squirting water in NFL players' mouths has "rehydration specialist" listed on his LinkedIn profile?