@daemonic3: Starting a cover band called "A Book" so no one can judge us.
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@PaperWash: [Freddy Krueger enters my dream but I'm blasting Rebecca Black on repeat] Who's nightmare is it now Freddy?!
@Contwixt: Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves.
@patnspankme: CW: What’s your middle name? Me: It’s Mike. CW: Oh. Well, what is your first name? Me: I don’t have one.
@Fred_Delicious: Wife - "I can't do this anymore. It's either me or ur dinosaur themed hip-hop group" Me - "well then I'm afraid I choose the VelociRapStars"