@Moi_RaRa: Starting to believe that your family tree must've been cactus.
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@gruffybeard: Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you...
@1Happytwit: Some bloke on FB called me a clown. Now I've got to go hide under his bed with a knife cause that's what clowns do.
@Marlebean: [outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ... Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ... There was a spider.