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@Moi_RaRa: Starting to believe that your family tree must've been cactus.
@SirFlushaLot: "This is wrong on sooo many levels" I say to my victims as I rob them at gun point on elevators.
@Carbosly: I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat's carpet right now.
@david8hughes: [fluffing Pillow]
Me: so what made you pick Pillow as a stage name?
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@Stellacopter: Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they raise their hand at the end of a long boring meeting to ask a question.