@Moi_RaRa: Starting to believe that your family tree must've been cactus.
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@neiltyson: Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters.
@Papa_Mex: Either the dude in the bathroom was having a surprise birth, or he needs to eat a LOT less hay in his diet....
@myonlymizztake: When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue.
@bombsydoll: WHAT'S WITH THE MIXED SIGNALS DUDE? YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OFF & MOVE IN CLOSE BUT WHEN I KISS YOU YOURE LIKE WHOA IM JUST DOING YOUR EYE EXAM?