@Moi_RaRa: Starting to believe that your family tree must've been cactus.
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@junejuly12: Hope there is a particularly fiery spot in hell for anyone capable of losing a dog in an enclosed dog park.
@BradBroaddus: It's hard to tweet and change the baby's diaper at the same time.nnI probably should have waited until I got to a red light.
@PhuckedCody: coworker: i had honey on my toast this morning me, likes to one-up: i ate a bowl of bees for breakfast