@robotrowboat: Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse.
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@WilliamAder: Someone tweeted today that they were "29-ish" and I didn't know you could "ish" 15 years.
@Marlebean: Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop
@NicCageMatch: Overheard a woman telling another woman "It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles" and whatever it is, I'm in.