@tiemoose: [stepping out of time machine]
me: well i sneezed on a dinosaur but hopefully the butterfly effect wasn't too severe
giant butterfly in lab coat: you mean the human effect
![[stepping out of time machine]
me: well i sneezed on a dinosaur but hopefully the butterfly effect wasn’t too severe
giant butterfly in lab coat: you mean the human effect](/cache/126700.jpg)
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