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@tiemoose: [stepping out of time machine]

me: well i sneezed on a dinosaur but hopefully the butterfly effect wasn't too severe

giant butterfly in lab coat: you mean the human effect

[stepping out of time machine] me: well i sneezed on a dinosaur but hopefully the butterfly effect wasn’t too severe giant butterfly in lab coat: you mean the human effect
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