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@T_Bonezzz: STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET
1) PUT SHEET ON BED
2) FOLD BED
@omgthatspunny: Can't wait to get my first kiss this Christmas under the missile toe 😘😂
@daemonic3: In a dog eat dog world, the chocolate lab is the most delicious, yet poisonous of all breeds.
@iamspacegirl: uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth.
how do u like them apples Mouth Boy.
How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene
@farleftcoast: Sometimes I get really stoned and stare at phone and wonder why I pay so much money for a government tracking device.
@therealeatwood: ME: What an emotional roller coaster
ROLLER COASTER: [calling out to me as I exit the park] Why are you leaving??!! Is it something I said?