@Kyle_Lippert: Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying "If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way" being true.
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@offbeatoliv: When skiing it's always good to keep a photo i.d. on you in case they need to identify the body.
@abbycohenwl: Life Coach: Tell me something you’ve done that’s amazing Me: Once I sneezed so loud in a restroom, a paper towel dispensed automatically
@jaggings: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can / super speed, giant leap / crawls in your mouth when you're asleep