@robdelaney: Steve Jobs' entire legacy is invalidated by the shortness of the iPhone charger's cord.
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@AimeeHelene1: Would I miss my leg or my arm more? (me, lying in bed, deciding which to put outside the blanket for the monster under the bed to rip off)
@SortaBad: 9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?
@Breadery: There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night.
@ch000ch: sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says "prom?" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means