@TheTweetOfGod: Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes.
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@Fred_Delicious: If a Facebook video says "you won't believe what happens next" then I replace "believe" with "care"
@CulturedRuffian: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...& murderous clowns, & ISIS, & one of these two getting elected President after Halloween.