@derekblackmon: Still laughing about that time my grandmother said God told her to put my grandfather in an asylum because he was hearing voices in his head
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@InternetHippo: murderer: line up single file so I can murder you in the most efficient way me to the guy in line behind me: I like that he's a businessman
@Elizasoul80: [slashing food truck tires] friend: wtf are you doing?! [running away with arms filled with tacos] YOU COMIN OR NOT?!
@crylenol: what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?