@fart: still my fav achewood
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@justabloodygame: A cemetery foreman discovers that his employees cremated a body he explicitly told them to bury. "You've made a grave mistake!" He fumes.
@neiltyson: There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don't.
@juliussharpe: A lifetime of fire drills has prepared me to completely ignore the alarm during a real fire.