@IGotsSmarts: Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent.
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@nachosarah: if all my friends jumped off a cliff I wouldn't do it too because cats can land on their feet they'll be fine
@Brampersandon_: [White House] Any ideas on how to defeat ISIS? *Biden excitedly raises hand* Besides assembling the Avengers. *Biden dejectedly lowers hand*
@Ophoenix1: I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day. Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems.
@Storminika: Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? "who is it?"