@IGotsSmarts: Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent.
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@1InTheStinker: I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it Apparently, she left me a few days ago
@junejuly12: If you want some alone time, tell your husband that you're going to watch the Bachelor. Even if you're not.
@PJTLynch: By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn't yet stray from home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance
@SuperRandomish: We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not.