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@TylerComeOn: Stomach: I'm hungry.

Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting.

Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL.

Stomach: I’m hungry.

Brain: Chill out, dude, she’s in a meeting.

Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE’S MATING CALL.

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