@JohnHilsen: Stop burning bridges. They're not even good kindling. Just use sticks.
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@SumukhComedy: Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?
@UncleDuke1969: She has a rye sense of humor & great buns. I'm her hero, although I don't have much dough. I can't wheat to see her! I'm in loaf.
@13spencer: A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic.