@JohnHilsen: Stop burning bridges. They're not even good kindling. Just use sticks.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: When a guy shaves his head bald and wears a sweatband, the top of his head looks like a stick of roll-on deodorant.
@MUMSIEesq: Give them a Cheesecake Factory gift card this holiday season so they know you "grocery store checkout line" love them
@ibid78: "Something's wrong. He's never walked this far before."- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them.