@Jandalize: Stop calling it "sweater weather" and call it what it really is, "I don't have to shave my legs for 6 months weather."
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@longwall26: It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.
@aecide: Killing mosquitoes by smashing them in mid-air as they fly by is so satisfying until you accidentally hit a person in the head.
@The_JRM: 5yo: [crying] I teddy at home! He'll be sad that I abandoned them! Me: Want to call him & apologize? 5: You don't have his phone number.
@thedailymarker: Ladies, if all he does is make you cry then maybe you're dating an onion and not a man.