@IGotsSmarts: "Stop pointing at my daughter!" - Kanye West yells at a compass.
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@rajaet: There's only one kind of people in this world 1. who are good at maths 2. who aren't 3. whose dog can come up with a better tweet than this.
@Gooooats: *standing by the turntables at the club* Her: are you the dj? Me: wha?... Oh, no, I was hoping this was a crepe station
@Hebafouad21: In our wedding, I'll invite his ex and be like "Still believe you can get him back?"
@LionJenkins: Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about