@IGotsSmarts: "Stop pointing at my daughter!" - Kanye West yells at a compass.
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@iGreenMonk: She:I'm furious with my son He's playing Doctor with Neighbor's daughter He:Its curiosity about sex She:Sex? He's taken her appendix out
@BritXNic: Don't argue with strangers on the Internet. Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: The moral of Snow White is if a woman poisons you because you're prettier than her, find some men to chase her off a cliff while you sleep.