@robwhisman: stop saying you wish and start saying you will
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@BriarSlyMalice: I told my kids I'd rather they "pull the plug" than let me live in a vegetative state dependent on machines. So they hid my phone charger.
@lurve_meh: It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as "how is she still employed."
@YesImMatt: When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?