@robwhisman: stop saying you wish and start saying you will
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@julie2288: 90% of parenting is giving up the last fried cheese stick to your kid and pretending you're OK with it.
@Garblemarble: Alien: we are here to enslave you Me: *not looking up from phone* huh? Alien: I SAID.. Me: *still not looking up* yeah I said I'll do it
@nickwiger: [on my deathbed in 50 years] ugh when that hostess said "enjoy your meal" why did I reply "you too"