@Smooheed: Stop screaming! I thought you'd appreciate having someone to pass you a towel when you got out of the shower
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@JamesonN7: Lawyers out there, if I see any of my Tweets being used on Comedy Central can I sue..... Oh you don't think that will ever be an issue, okay
@Michael_Erhart: Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave.
@NYC_Blonde: I recognize that Rome wasn't built in a day but I'm not trying to build Rome, I just want to to enjoy onion rings without gaining weight.