@indiedaylie: Storks leave cute babies. Crows leave ugly babies. Swallows leave no babies!
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@BarryVonAwesome: I don't consider it a good night out if it doesn't end up as a super villain's origin story
@spcycucumber: Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated
@CM2BTTHD: My half-brothers had a Hungarian dad and an Eskimo dad. My dad was from Wales. Our dinner table was like the U.N...only with slapping.