@Storminika: Strangers have the best candy.
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@NOTVIKING: her: we even finish each other’s s- me: -omebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed she was looki
@Kyle_Raney: [hospital] "We found the problem. There's an entire sheep in your stomach." "Is that bahahaad?" "Yes. It's causing some internal bleating."