@slimmy_shady: *strips buck naked*Buck: Give me back my clothes !
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@StinkyGr33n: Me: "Hey Siri, what color are your panties?" Siri: "Why would I be wearing panties?" Me: "Oh, you're such a naughty girl, Siri."
@iwearaonesie: complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories
@dreamthievin: A small part of me is filled with self-loathing for how much pizza I can eat in one sitting. The rest of me is filled with pizza.