@slimmy_shady: *strips buck naked*Buck: Give me back my clothes !
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@PoliticallyILL1: I'm sick of closing out every job interview with "I was young. I needed the money."
@samalmightysam: - Hey babe, do you like how I did my makeup? - Yes and if you want I can go and kill Batman with you.
@thenatewolf: J.R.R. Tolkien invented an entire language for the elves but where the hobbits live is called Hobbiton.
@KateWhineHall: Pro tip: When quickly pulling into your garage to avoid your neighbor be sure your garage door is all the way up.