@tastefactory: Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts "No this is Creative WRITHING class" Other student squirms around on floor "Very good Todd"
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@JohnFugelsang: My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food.
@Jakexox: First woman on Moon: -Huston, we have a problem? What? -Never mind What's the problem? -Nothing Please tell us? -You know what's the problem
@ericaj1721: I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life
@KrissiBex: Any time someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone