@Parker_Simpson: Studies show that people who start a sentence with "studies show..." have no clue what they're talking about
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@KindOfASmartass: Me: My daughters are 15, 13, and 10. Her: Do you want more kids? Me: Hahahahahahahaha Her: Is that a no? Me: *Deep breathe* Hahahahahaha
@Izianikapani: I got hooked on Italian food in high school after my dealer sold me a bag of oregano.
@BuckyIsotope: *doctor looks up* I'm afraid you have forgetting about 80's bands disease "Oh god what's The Cure?" *doctor sighs* It's worse than I thought