@Parker_Simpson: Studies show that people who start a sentence with "studies show..." have no clue what they're talking about
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@markhoppus: Parents, talk with your children about the importance of saving frequently so they won't have to restart at the beginning of the level.
@JCWisdomNuggets: Next time a dude says "Pictures or it didn't happen", punch them in the throat, take a pic, and tell a story about a guy you throat punched.
@MouthOfSass: Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper.