@ConcernedSirGuy: Stupid seal at the zoo would not sing "kiss by a rose." REFUND!
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@lecalabara: Hey Doorknob, if I wanted something in my life that was hairy, condescending and using me for food, I would get a cat.
@chuuew: A local man died after a shelf full of routers fell on him. It was an unexpected LAN slide.
@JeffLoveness: "I would absolutely say I'm an introvert!" - Guy screaming to his table full of friends at brunch.