@SciencePorn: Such acute joke.
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@peterjames48: You're leaving Twitter? For good? That's too bad. We'll miss you. See you next week!
@ParentNormal: VOICEMAIL: I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now, my toddler typed the wrong password 200 times so I can't try again until next year
@TheSharona06: My Fitbit was delivered today. It's still sitting in the mailbox because I don't want to walk all the way out there.