@SciencePorn: Such acute joke.
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@Donna_McCoy: My new table from Ikea is actually just the unopened box with a tablecloth thrown over it.
@dhumann: Like that scene in 'The Revenant' where Leo is mauled by the bear but it's just me at your wedding reception dancing with your grabby aunt.
@markleggett: My cat's staring at the wall again. Either she can see ghosts, or she's mulling over past social situations she wishes she'd handled better.
@squirrel74wkgn: No thank you, shower sex. I'll just step out of the shower and injure myself the old fashioned way.