@garrettbarry70: Super excited about staying at my daughter's place so I can eat her cereal and leave the empty box in her cupboard.
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@stevevsninjas: Executioner: *sweating, hauling up guillotine blade for the ninth time* Please, I have to go home. Turtle: I won't pull in this time lol
@david8hughes: [first day as diving instructor] Guy [from the back]: what's the signal for a shark Me: sharks don't really give signals they just show up