@PaperWash: Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law.
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@lazerdoov: I can't prove God isn't real, but at the same time, I can't prove that my dog doesn't run a violent Asian street gang while I'm asleep.
@iGreenMonk: I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background.
@IAmKatieOrr: I hope my childhood BFF forgot that silly pact we made at five to kill each other if we hadn't become ponies by 2015. She was really dark.