@PaperWash: Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law.
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@motrboatr: I do feel bad for some of you who complain about all the unwanted attention you get on Twitter. Maybe you should try notepad, or word.
@scott_towel: When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is "stupid".
@wittwitbarista: Ever notice how pathetically lonely you are when the person in the next bathroom stall completely ignores your knock knock joke?