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@TheMichaelRock: Superman: Who's gonna be Batman?
@StymieBrewer: "It's a bird! It's a plane!" - my 3 year old niece, excited as hell over some basic shit.
@charliedelta7: I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge.
@joejwest: [pet shop]
ME: I'm looking for a dog that can talk
OWNER: Try this one
ME: [to dog] Can you talk?
ME: My search continues
@pakalupapito: i have two moods:
・sleep is for the weak
・sleeping for a week
@NoTheOtherJohn: *doesnt stand for national anthem as protest against people who don't stand for national anthem*