@torahhorse: support small businesses like a mouse selling tiny umbrellas or even a bee selling tiny umbrellas
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@mattgallo123: I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "alright!".
@WhrTheBrainRots: If I consider you a friend, I'll be there for you. With an ear, a shoulder, a drill, a shovel, an alibi - whatever you need to feel better.
@StansaidAirport: The 9:50 from Paris has been diverted. Nothing to do with the weather, we just don't like the French.
@SamSykesSwears: "If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump." "Also, if McDonald's is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."