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@AnitaHelmet: Sure, 50% of marriages end in divorce and yeah, that's sad.

But 100% of married people will die, and isn't that a greater tragedy?

Sure, 50% of marriages end in divorce and yeah, that’s sad.

But 100% of married people will die, and isn’t that a greater tragedy?

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