@Cheeseboy22: Sure I could get off the couch & put new batteries in this remote but instead I am going to hold it high above my head & at different angles
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@truegritrumble: "How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?" -Cats
@JesssieAshley: If by drinking responsibly you mean drinking out of a plastic cup rather than a glass one then you're damn right I am.
@maymay72x: my husband...just pointed out d new strands of hair growing under my chin..... someones not getn laid tonight.
@CornOnTheGoblin: ? Hey there Delilah, this is dispatch please come quickly There's a robbery in progress Suspect is white & in his 50s And high on gluuue ?