@Sarcasticsapien: Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler.
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@knot_eye: Even though she's not Native American, my Wife always sends smoke signals to let me know when dinner is ready.
@iGreenMonk: Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, "How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."
@sad_tree: She's marrying HIM?! TODAY?! *cut to me sprinting across town to stop the wedding but I see a good dog at the park and pet him instead*
@JaneBadall: I always leave the room when my son's imaginary friend comes to play. I've seen 'The Sixth Sense' and frankly, I'm not taking any chances.