@bea_ker: "Surely EVERYONE pisses in the shower?" I protest as I'm dragged out of Ikea
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@Dutch_50: I'm at that age where I can't simply pick something up, I need to first knock it over and then pick it up.
@XplodingUnicorn: The 9 circles of hell: 9) limbo 8) lust 7) gluttony 6) greed 5) anger 4) heresy 3) violence 2) fraud 1) shopping on Black Friday
@TheRolo: [Rumpelstiltskin comes to take first born son] "Give me what you promised unless you can guess my name" Here "Aren't you going to guess?"
@mzyvonne7: I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday