@bea_ker: "Surely EVERYONE pisses in the shower?" I protest as I'm dragged out of Ikea
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@badbanana: Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you.
@lcwf70: You said imagine my life without you... So I closed my eyes & am on a beach with a man who knows how to change a toilet paper roll.
@aka_fatman: "I finally caught up with my son." "That's good. Progress. How did it go?" "Badly. I cut off his hand THEN told him." - Vader & therapist