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@causticbob: "Susan, will you marry me?"

"Oh yes Johnny, yes! Yes!"

Ten grand later and it's still the best prank I ever pulled on my twin brother.

“Susan, will you marry me?”

“Oh yes Johnny, yes! Yes!”

Ten grand later and it’s still the best prank I ever pulled on my twin brother.

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