@spookyparticles: Swans mate for life...in case you were wondering what made them so mean.
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@TheFearBoners: When God closes a door, He opens a window. God does not give a shit about your electric bill.
@jenstatsky: A guy who wears a ring is always a dealbreaker. If it's on his ring finger, he's married. If it's not, he's a guy who wears rings.
@Playing_Dad: If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader