@ObscureGent: Sweep her off her feet, but not like the bad guy from Karate Kid.
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@carlyken: Pony: "I love hay so much I-" Dad: "Why don't you marry it, ya big nerd?" *pony grows up* *becomes Horse Emperor* *legalizes hay marriage*
@juliussharpe: At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one.