@ObscureGent: Sweep her off her feet, but not like the bad guy from Karate Kid.
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@causticbob: Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are.
@patnelke: My kids have voted, and the results are in. It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats.
@RoosterMustache: Hey now, you're a rock star, get your game on, Go plaaaay Hey now, you're potato, get your tate on, Po taaaate
@gingerfaced: My current diet all ends with an S. Pizzas. Hamburgers. Tacos. Nachos. Everything that's in sights.