@ObscureGent: Sweep her off her feet, but not like the bad guy from Karate Kid.
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@bingowings14: Dog 1: Help me with this crossword clue. Outer covering of a tree. 4 letters. Dog 2: woof? Dog 1: You're not even trying.
@urgeekisshowing: I'm rockin the 'Barbie doll' look today. No, I didn't dye my hair blonde. I did 4 pushups and now I can't unbend my arms
@ItsAndyRyan: I asked my wife for an audio book and she got me an encyclopaedia. That speaks volumes.