@ObscureGent: Sweep her off her feet, but not like the bad guy from Karate Kid.
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@GoldenSpirals: The sign at the pool says, Children Under 12 Require Supervision. I guess anyone over 12 is allowed in with only normal eyesight.
@PyrBliss: If you don't swear when you're driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road.