@ObscureGent: Sweep her off her feet, but not like the bad guy from Karate Kid.
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@KeetPotato: wife: "just break it to him gently" me: "ok ill try" [tucking son in bed] me: [opening story book] "once upon a time your grandma's dead"
@susie_meister: If we eliminated, "Is your car running ok?" from our conversations, my dad and I would never speak.
@Token_Geezer: I'm doing the vacuuming.. It doesn't need doing but it's a legitimate way of annoying the kids