@AmishPornStar1: Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries.
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@sistersurf: I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married.
@pharmasean: Beethoven: hey everybody, this next song’s called "Für Elise” Elise: omg, we broke up 6 months ago, get over urslf B: SHUT UP ELISE I LUV U
@DonQuickoats: My dogs are barking a lot lately but I think it is because their performance appraisals are coming up