@KeetPotato: *swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*
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@jordan_stratton: The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful.
@AndyAsAdjective: Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot.
@hollywoodsigh: I'm at my classiest when my neighbor catches me begging my dog to shit faster because it's cold.