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@UncleDuke1969: Take a deep breath.
- Respirational Tweet
@TommyKarate: Thank you for calling. To speak with a human being, please hang up and travel back to the early 1990's.
@maxontweet: It should cost $87 to leave someone a voicemail.
@Poutymcgee: *holds a grudge
Grudge: Get off me.
@lazerdoov: I like to picture my mom in the middle of the crowd at a Wu Tang concert, hands on her hips, just shouting grammar corrections back at them
@GinAndJif: You're the Pepsi of people.
Some people like you, but they're wrong.