@SlabBaconBP: Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.
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@Be___Dope: Her: hear that? Me: nope Her: what if someone's is trying to get in to murder me? Me: only person that wants to murder you is already inside
@david8hughes: [at work] "Mornin, Margaret." "Mornin. You're late today." [looks at watch] "Not as late as your dead husband though, am I?"
@fart: i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf