@stevevsninjas: Take it from me; I have reverse kleptomania.
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@Hormonella: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.
@Michael1979: GREAT day volunteering at the library! Noticed a local youth reading a book called “Moby D*ck” so I confiscated it before it could corrupt his innocent mind. Then I found a fun book about laughing out loud called LOLita and gave him that instead. I LOVE keeping young minds pure!
@marknorm: When you're a kid and you have an accident you pee your pants. When you're an adult and you have an accident you have a kid.