@ch000ch: take me to the middle of the desert and just leave me there
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@Scdavis24: Tip Of the Day: You can easily avoid bruising your thigh by not staring at a female jogger and then walking into a fire hydrant.
@PaulyPeligroso: When skinny girls say "I'm so fat" to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree.
@TheCatWhisprer: They call cat people crazy but we're not the ones outside at 5AM every morning putting fresh dog poop into tiny baggies.