@ObviousOstrich: Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
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@SamGrittner: Saw a guy with three lip-ring piercings on the subway today. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain.
@MableGertrude: I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese.
@Rollmaninoz: [enter password] *Correct* [your password is incorrect] Me: ahh that's right *incorrect* Login Successful
@Underchilde: Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe.