@danimgrace: Take your husband’s last name. Take his first name. Take his social. Assume his identity. Hide the body in a closet. You’re the husband now.
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@WilliamRodgers: It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic...
@bobvulfov: (getting into a hot tub full of people) i guess we're making some people soup huh gang
@LoriLuvsShoes: When I punish my 16 I don't take away her phone I take away her charger and then I watch the fear in her eyes as her battery dies. It's fun