@danimgrace: Take your husband’s last name. Take his first name. Take his social. Assume his identity. Hide the body in a closet. You’re the husband now.
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@UncleDuke1969: I know I'm more literater than you because of my fancificacious vocabularianistic wordicisms.
@GreenishDuck: Don't let the door hit you on the way out! *guy looks back and laughs, the door punches him in the back of the head*
@michael_hendrix: Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area.