Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@JermHimselfish: *takes a home pregnancy test*
*finds out home is pregnant*
*calls a carpenter to find out if it's gonna be a shed or a gazebo*

*takes a home pregnancy test*
*finds out home is pregnant*
*calls a carpenter to find out if it’s gonna be a shed or a gazebo*

COMMENTS