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@JermHimselfish: *takes a home pregnancy test*
*finds out home is pregnant*
*calls a carpenter to find out if it's gonna be a shed or a gazebo*

*takes a home pregnancy test*
*finds out home is pregnant*
*calls a carpenter to find out if it’s gonna be a shed or a gazebo*

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