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@LaziestCanine: *takes a picture of food for Instagram*
Food: delete it
@philco816: Note on the bed side table read "this isn't working," but I put a quarter in and the bed still vibrates. I don't know what her problem was.
@noteverytula: The Proclaimers walked 500 miles without a Fitbit?
@RuthePhoenix: Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
@DearAnyone: I think it's fun that witches chose brooms to fly on, but if I were them, I'd fly on a rifle. This way when you land you have a rifle.
@AskAuntieEm1: I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom.