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@UncleDuke1969: *takes coffee from hot barista
*makes eye contact
*smiles
*winks
*sips scalding coffee

"Thankth, thexy! Theeya!"

*walks outside
*screams

*takes coffee from hot barista
*makes eye contact
*smiles
*winks
*sips scalding coffee

“Thankth, thexy! Theeya!”

*walks outside
*screams

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