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@GashleyMadison: [Takes dog to park]
*waits for romantic comedy to begin
@SteveKoehler22: Damn you, Autocorrect !
Why do you keep changing a word
into something that makes no sense ?
You are the banner of my existence.
@ElleOhHell: Damn girl, are you a maple tree? Cause I would tap that, and you have an impressive root structure which is where this metaphor falls apart.
@DionneMcNutt: I love children, especially when they cry and someone takes them away.
@Pascallisch: Proper labeling of axes is absolutely crucial.
@JamesonN7: Lawyers out there, if I see any of my Tweets being used on Comedy Central can I sue..... Oh you don't think that will ever be an issue, okay